STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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