One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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