Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
