The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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