My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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