Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Green mimosas i think yes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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