nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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