Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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