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I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she looked like the before picture.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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