If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Can you bring me the toilet please
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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