another moral hangover. fuck.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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