You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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