I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
