goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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