you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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