I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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