Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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