SEEEEXXX PLEASE
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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