I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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