youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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