its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
