Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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