I puked a lego.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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