FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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