The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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