If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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