listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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