We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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