Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
