Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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