No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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