Non-Jews are for practice
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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