I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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