It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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