spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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