And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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