what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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