Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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