Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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