Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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