No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
