Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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