I wish they made helmets for livers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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