It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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