The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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