It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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