This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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