i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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