need another drink. this is the easiest way
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My breasts were aching with rage.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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