you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My feet surprised me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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