More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think people are normalizing furries
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