North Korea, Best Korea!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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