Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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