She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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