Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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