i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Randomize
