I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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