I can't breathe out the right side of my face
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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