she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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