Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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We left an ass print on the piano.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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