I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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