Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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